The Beast

You may have noticed several references to the Beast. For obvious reasons I can't put real names on here and feel the people I'm talking about will be more memorable if I create an image through their name rather than using a boring pseudonym.

SO....the Beast. Well, some of you more experienced girls out there will know exactly where I'm coming from with this one. The guy tried to have 'phone sex with me before we even met, but I like a challenge and decided not to let that put me off. (And to be honest, it was horny).

We met (pretty quickly for internet dating, I have to say) and it didn't take long for us to get onto bedroom terms as he's just pure animal and makes me feel all girly and sexy at the same time. I have never met a guy so dedicated to the pleasure of women , and in my opinion should be out there running training courses to the 95% of men in the UK who just plain crap in bed. (And one French bloke I know....he has to wash his hands half way through, I kid you not. Personally, I think he could be gay as he's so repulsed by girls bits and pieces but he keeps calling me, so who knows.)

The Beast is also amazingly well endowed, and although he likes to show off with it a bit (particularly when he's let lose with a webcam) he also knows how to use it, and lets be honest girls, what more could we ask for? Fantastic bod too...works out daily.

He called me yeaterday evening. I was cleaning my teeth with an electric toothbrush when I picked up the 'phone. (Getting ready for a date as it happens, but more on that later). First comment when he heard the buzzing:

'At it already ?' Sex is never off his mind.

'No...cleaning my teeth'.

'So when are you working?'

'Tomorrow'.

I'll be over Friday morning then', he said. 'And give you a right good seeing to'.

'Ok....what time shall see you?'

I'll be there about 11. Will be leaving at 2, can't stay long'

Now call me old fashioned, but a little conversation would be nice. In some ways I'm flattered, it's nearly a 2 hour drive from where he lives and believe me, when you live in the UK that's about 1/2 of it, although he can drive it in and hour and 5. Everything he does is fast, furious and amazingly sexy. I want to pin him down for good but nothing would make him run faster. A complete animal. A beast. Addictive, dangerous, I'd be so much better off with out him, but God, does he spice up my little old life?! Will let you know how it goes.

Meanwhile, I went on a date last night. By the way this guy had described himself (short, wrinkly, no hair and pointed head ) I was expecting something resembling a hobbit, but actually the man who greeted me was a tad on the vertically challenged side but very smiley and attractive in a sort of cute way.(Did I tell you I'm 5'10"?) We were so different but got on like a house on fire. He is an ex-hippie, used to live in a commune squat in Amsterdam, had a pagan wedding and has had some weird spiritual experiences. I loved him, but we will never be a couple. He's going to take me rock climbing which should be a laugh considering I'm terrified of heights! From now on, he will be the Hobbit, but I mean it in the best possible way.

Oh...the Texan is keen but I gave him the 'F' word (friends) and he hasn't contacted me since. I can live with that.